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I HAV 2 STAY AWAKE FROM 4 TO 6AM TO MAK SURE DESE MAORIS GANG DUDES ACROSS THE ROAD DON’T STEAL MAH SHET WOOOOAHHH IT’S ALL ILLUSION MAN DEY ARE ME KILLING ME N MY TIME HERE GOT NO FUN TO BE HAD SHETTTT NEED SUM PANADOL RIGHT NOW OH! WHOAH! IBUPROFEN AKA NEURFEN IS JUST WATERED DOWN COCAINE SO MUCH SO IT SEEMS LIKE WEAK PANADOL PARACETAMOL ASPIRIN DUUUUUUDE.COM OUT!

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LOOK I GET IT “I COULD GO TO GREYLANS FOR WHAT I’M WRITING HERE BRAH!” YEH I KNOW BUT REALLY GREYLANS IS A GUD PLACE TO BE IT’S HAPPY YOU GET FED AND PEOPLE SEEM KIND ENOUGH BUT THE BEST THING IS THEY DOPE YOU UP WITH OXYCONTIN AND THE LIKE WHICH ARE COINCIDENTALLY GUESS WHAT???? YES YOU SCORED A POINT JUNIOR!!! THEY ARE OPIUM DERIVATIVES AND OPIUM IS WHAT MAKES COKE CRACK COCAINE! WOWWWWWW WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD!!! FUK ME JUS LEGALISE COCAINE REMOVE CRIMINAL GANGS POWER AND LET PEOPLE GET “STONED” ON METH (DERIVATIVE OF COKE NOT SAME THING BIO CHEMICAL ENGINEERED BUT RUTHLESS TO ONE’S MIND AND BODY MAKING ONE LOOK LIKE A GENETIC ANTEATER MOPHEAD LIKE NOEL FIELDING’S BROTHER IN “NOEL FIELDING’S LUXURY COMEDY SET UP” THUS NOEL YOU GOTTA TELL US DI TROOF… DID YOU USE COKE TO GET CREATIVE? AND HE DID NOT BUT HE DID LIKE ASPIRIN AKA PANADOL IN OZRAIL COS THAT ALSO IS A OPIUM, DERIVED CUT 10 THOUSAND TIMES MINOR EXPORT PRODUCT FOR THE HOLY ROMAN CATHOLIC ILLUMINATI PORTUGUESE WHO LUUUUVVVVVVV SELLING IT OVER THE COUNTER AND IT’S NON ADDICTIVE COS IT’S BASICALLY A MILLIONTH OF A GRAM OF COKE AND MOSTLY PLACEBO THAT’S HOW IT WORKS SO CHACHA BRUH! THAT’S A GUD SCAM MANNNNN! WORK IT BRO YOU GOTTA DO DAT TING MANNNNNN! SHETTTTTTTT FUK DAT! I’M GOIN TA BED BROOOOOOO WHAAAATTTTTT? BRAHHHHH REHASH #PANADOLISJUSTWATEREDDOWNCOCAINEMANNNNNNN

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WHAT IF PEOPLE THAT WENT ON CARAVAN OZRAIL TRIPS BUCKET LIST JOURNEYS “NEVA CAME BACK?” ASK YOURSELF THIS “THAT IS WEIRD? WHAT AN EXPENSIVE CARAVAN AND TOYOTA LANDCRUISER SET UP SO VULNERABLE IN THE OPEN WORLD MANNNN I WANNA GO WHEN CAN I GO DAD GIF ME $$ PEESE TAKE CARE LUV YA” THAT’S ALL JUST LUV YA!

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DO YOU THINK PEOPLE ARE “DISAPPEARING” IN KALGOORLIE-BOULDER? I FINK SOMETHING IS ROTTEN IN THE STATE OF WESTERN AUSTRALIA AND PEOPLE “GO MISSING” ON CARAVAN TRIPS EACH YEAR DOING THE BUCKET LIST CIRCUIT OF OZRAIL AND IT’S FUN MANNNN WISH I COULD GO ROUN OZRAIL IT WOULD BE GUD FOR A DAY BAD FOR ONE DAY AND UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN ETCETERA ETCETERA ETCETERA

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I AM USING A TECHNIQ WHERE I RITE USING TEN THINGS THAT I PERCEIVE ARE TRUE AND LETTING YOUR MIND BE CONFUS THEN GIVING YOU A FEW TINGS THAT MAY NOT BE TRUE WHICH MY HOLY RUDE TELLS ME TO TELL YOU TO TELL YOURSELF COULD BE TRUE THUS WAKE UP I AM PROGRAMMING YOU TO BE HAPPY PEOPLE!!!! TANKS LUV YA MON!

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I LIKE MSSRS JOHN BOWLER FORMER INDEPENDANT PARLIAMENT STOOGE FOR THIS CITY AND REGION AND HE KICKS ARSE EVERY WHERE HE GOES ALWAYS FRIENDLY TO THE POINT MET HIM ONLY ONCE HE’S TOUGH AND KIND LIKE HIM A LOT BUTTTTTTTTTTTT NUFFIN TO SAY HE’S AWESOME SORRY SHOULD HAVE SHAKEN YOUR HAND JOHN B WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE YOU’RE GREAT LIKE MSSRS HONORABLE GRAHAM JACOBS MP HE’S COOL TOO AND I ENJOYED EATING DINNER WITH THEM ON THE PRESENTATION EVENING OF KBCHS ED SUPPORT CENTRE THUS THANKYOU DUDE MAN BRAH SHETTTT HE IS COOL HE IS ME NOW DRIVING AN OLD COMMIE UP THE WALL YET I AM FINE AND MY CAR SEEMS FINE COS WE LOVE AUSRALIA THUS MUCH THAT WE DRIVE OLD ONES TO SHOW RESPEC MON TO THE POWER THAT USED TO BE OUR NATION IN THE 40S WHEN WE SAID EFFECTIVELY “FUCK! LET’S ALLOW THE YANKS TO CAMP HERE WHILE THEY GET READY TO FIGHT AND DIE FOR US!” AND DIE THEY DID SO MANY AND WE HAVE ALMOST FORGOTTEN THAT SO SORRY JOHN BOWLER YOU WERE A “YANK” THAT DIED FOR US AND I LIKE YOU WISH YOU WOULD COME BACK AND STOP OUR CURRENT MAYOR FROM CONTINUALLY UPDATING HIS STATUS TO HIS MILLENIAL GEN Z FAN BASE AS I GENUINELY FEEL IN MY GUT THAT DUDE IS A GJ TRIAD AFFILIATE DON’T QUOTE ME JUS CHEK IS BANK ACCOUNTS COCKNEY ERE DAT’S RIGHT HE SEEMS TA BEE A “GJ TRIAD” LIKE ME BUT REALLY HE’S JUST A GOOD DUDE WHO’S DAD HAPPENED TO BE AFFILIATED WITH THE ABOVE MENTIONED GANG YANKS WHO WERE CARTEL FUNDED EXCEPT THE CARTELS ARE FUNDED BY THE CHINA TRIADS FROM FORMOSA AKA TAIWAN THUS IN CONCLS LET US BEWARE THE GIFT OF A JB AS HE IS A GENUINE NON HINGED TO ANY GROUP JEWELL AND LET US EFFECTIVELY CAMPAIGN TO GET HIM BACK PLEASE! DUUUUUUDE.COM OUT!

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I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ANY CRIMINAL GANG EXCEPT I DO RIGHT NOW AS THEY THINK I’M WEAK APOLOGISING THUS IN SAYING THAT THIS IS AN APOLOGY TO MYSELF AND A INTRODUCTION TO THE BENIGN KIND ALTRUISTIC KNOWLEDGE OF GANGS AKA ME IN MY PAST EVIL INCARNATIONS USED TO OPERATE BUT NOW NO MORE BCOS I AM KIND IN ALL REGARD AND THAT MAKES GANGS SUFFER COS THEY KNOW THEY CAN “DO ME IN” WHEN THEY WANT BUT THEY HAVE SUCH A COMPLICATED HIERARCHY OF PEOPLE AND LEVELS BACK TRACKS GAMES SALUTATIONS THAT INFORMATION NEEDS MUST BE TRAVELLED FORTH VERY SLOWLY TO MAKE SURE IT IS NOT DISINFORMATION WHICH IS WHY MY APOLOGY TO THE GANG AKA GJ TRIADS MUST REMAIN FOR CLOSE TO A YEAR AND MY WIFE NOW UNDERSTANDS I HAVE DISRESPECTED A NEIGHBOUR WHO WANTS TO DISRESPECT ME EACH DAY AKA EVERY WOMAN ON EARTH CURRENTLY PAST PRESENT FUTURE KNOW THIS I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH ANY CRIMINAL GANG ON THIS PLANET OTHER THAN MY ROYAL HIGH KING CHARLES WHO IS MY MONARCH AND MY TAX PAYER MONIES ARE FUNDED TO HIM VIA OUR BANKING SYSTEM TO SAY “THANKYOU KING FOR ALL YOU DO NOT DO OTHER THAN BE A MONARCH WITH NO POWER EXCEPT EXTREME GENTEELNESS THUS KING CHARLES I LIKE YOU BUT REALLY YOU ARE THE ULTIMATE GANG BOSS IN A MLM SYSTEM WHERE YOU RECOUP MONEY FROM PEOPLE YOU PERSONALLY ENSLAVED AS KING RICHARD TWO’S SON IN YOUR PREVIOUS INCARNATION AND I LIKE YOU A LOT OH AND PRINCE (CURRENTLY SOON KING AS CHARLES IS TIRED MUCH LIKE ME) WILLIAM ON KATE AKA CAMILLA ARE NOW ON MY HIT LIST OF MY AUSSIE GUBBERMINT GANG AS WE ARE GOING TO DEVELOP SUCH A “TRANSPARENT” GOVERNANCE THAT YOUR NATION OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CANNOT AND I WISH NEVER TO ALLOW YOU TO SIPHON FUNDS OFF SHORE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR YOUR SECURITY FORCES AS YOU ABANDONED US IN GALLIPOLI MANY TIMES AND TOLD YOUR MEN TO SIMPLY “SEND THE RUFFIANS OVER THE TOP FOR A GOOD SPANK BY THE WERHMARCHT BUNTS! GOOD SHOW! AUSSIES LIKE TO GIVE A BIT OF JOLLY BANTER OH AND SEND THOSE YORKSHIRE TROOPS IN THE NEXT WAVE THEY HATE ME!” AND THE LIKE SO DARN IT KING CHARLES I WASN’T AT GALLIPOLI BUT I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE SENT “OVER THE TOP” YOU JUST HAVE TO GIVE IT YOUR ALL FOR WHOMEVER IS YOUR KING AND CURRENTLY MY WIFE IS MY KING/QUEEN/MONARCH AND IS LOOKING FOR A NEW SERVANT WITH MORE MONEY AKA MY NEIGHBOUR THE NEW GUY WHO SEEMINGLY “TURNS UP” WHEREVER I AM IN TOWN SO INTERESTING HE SEEMED TO BE NEXT TO ME IN PERTH AND WHEN I VOTED AT THE ARTS CENTRE AND EVEN NOW HE’S MOVED IN TO THE HOUSE NEXT DOOR TO ME WITH SOME WRAPPED UP ILLEGAL WEAPONRY IE PISTOLS AND THE LIKE AND HE’S WAITING FOR ME TO GO TO OUR POLICE HERE IN KALGOORLIE AND BE DISAPPOINTED AT THE LEVEL OF PROTECTION CARE AND CONCERN THEY WANT TO OFFER THUS OUR GUBBERMINT CAN BE BETTER BUT SHOULD IT BE? MAYBE NOT IT’S TOO CONVOLUTED TOO MANY SECRET DEALS THE PORTUGUESE ILLUMINATI ARE RIFE THROUGH IT JESUITISM CONTROLS OUR AFP TONY ABBOT IS THE “UNOFFICIAL” LEADER OF OUR BOYS IN BLUE AND IS CONDUCTING A “SILENT HIT” ON ALL PROTESTANT EVANGELICALS OF WHICH I USED TO BE ONE HOWEVER I AM A “PROTESTANT CATHOLIC” AND I PREFER TO BE FORTHRIGHT VIA THIS WEBSITE AND CALL MY MATE TONY ABBOT ESQ JESUIT HITMAN EXTREME OUT INTO THE LIGHT TO SPEAK WITH ME AT MY GATE FOR SUCH COWARDICE IS NOT WHAT JESUITS SHOULD DO IDEALLY THE BEST JESUIT I HAVE EVER MET IS DREW PATON ESQ WHO IS THE MOST VINDICTIVE “SAD ANGLICAN” I HAVE YET TO MEET HE IS SO GOOD HE WOULD GIVE MSSRS HONORABLE RIGHT ROYAL KING ABBOT A GIFT OF A CHOCOLATE CAKE AS ABBOT’S AFP DRAGGED HIM OFF TO NAURU OR SURROUNDING ISLANDS FOR A KEY STIPULATE OF A COMMUNIST NATION IS “BUILDING GULAGS!” AND NAURU IS OUR “OFFICIAL NATIONAL GULAG!” (PLEASE LOOK UP ‘GULAG’ ON WIKI IT IS AKA A HUGE PRISON THAT IS A GLORIFIED EXTERMINATION FACILITY WHICH THE JEWS USED TO BE A PART OF IN WW2 SORRY TO MAKE YOU UPSET AS I AM A JEW ALSO) RIGHT PLEASE NOTE I AM NOT INTELLIGENT I AM SIMPLY TOO DUMB FOR THE MASSIVE PROGRAMMING INDOCTRINATION ON SOCIAL MEDIA I USED TO FALL FOR IT IS SO SEDUCTIVE THAT EVEN IPAD APP GAMES OF QUIZZES INDUCT PEOPLE INTO A TRANCE WHERE THEY LEAD THEMSELVES INTO VARIOUS ILLNESSES THUS EVEN NFL FOOTBALL IS FULL OF IT AND AJ WAS RIGHT IT’S ALL HYPNOSIS TO GET YOU TO ROOT FOR A PARTICULAR GANG OF PLAYERS AKA YOUR HIGH SCHOOL OR COLLEGE TEAM THUS BEWARE OF THE PROGRAMMING IN COMMERCIALS DURING THE AFL GRAND FINAL IT WILL ALL BE SHETTTTTTT SORRY BOUT IT MANNNNNNNN DUUUUUUDE.COM OUT!

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LOOK PEEPS I “SEEM”TO RECEIVE INSIGHTS FROM ABOVE AND THAT ISN’T TRUE AT ALL THE TRUTH IS I HAVE STOPPED MY SOCIAL MEDIA AND “BUSYWORK” IN THE REALITY WE ALL DESIRE TO BE CALLED “OUR LIVES” AND HENCE THE CONSEQUENCE IS THIS AND PAY ATTENTION PLEASE GUBBERMINT OFFICIALS AT LARGE TO THIS GEM OF ENLIVENED WIZDUMB IT’S THIS: I AM HIGHLY ATTUNED TO EVERYTHING AROUND ME IN THIS PLANET AND THIS HAS GIVEN ME GIFTS OF A SPIRITUAL NATURE THUS THE OBVIOUS SECRET IS DESTROY YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA LEILANI DESOUSA AND SIMPLY WATCH HOW REALITY UNFOLDS AROUND YOU AND YOU INNER SENSES WILL LIGHT A PATH WHICH IS WHY I “SEEM” TO HAVE “EXTRAORDINARY INSIGHTS CONCERNING OUR REALITY” THUS IN CONCLUSION I AM SIMPLY FORREST GUMP/BUBBA DUMB FORTHRIGHT AND STEVEDORING A NEW MILLENIA WHILE SURROUNDED BY GANGS WHO HATE ME COS I DON’T WORK A 9 TO 5 ANYMORE SO DONATE YOU BEAUTIFUL PEEPS TO KEEP MY HOME LIT WITH LIGHT AND WORST COMES TO WORST DROP A PENNY IN MY MAILBOX AT 71 HOPKINS ST AND I WILL GIVE IT BACK TO YOU WITH INTEREST IMMEDIATELY TANKS BRAH

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LOOK “GANGS” ARE NOT EVIL THEY ARE FAMILIES WITH DESIGNATED ROLES AND FOR “LOST CHILDREN” THEY ARE A HOME AND THE “GANG FATHERHOOD” BRINGS SOME FAMILY SPACE WHICH MAKES THEM SAFE(ISH) PROBLEM IS MOST OF THEIR INCOME COMES FROM ILLEGAL (CURRENTLY) DRUGS AND THAT’S NOT GOOD THUS IN SAYING THAT IF WE AS A HOLY NATION “LEGALIZE” ALL CURRENTLY ILLEGAL DRUGS THEN IT IS NORMAL FOR GANGS TO LOSE THEIR POWER OVER PEOPLE AS ALL THAT PEOPLE IN GANGS WANT IS THIS AND LISTEN/READ EXTREMELY CAREFULLY BRO COS I KNOW YOU’RE ANALYSING ME RIGHT NOW AFP IT’S THIS: ALL PEEPS YOU AND ME INCLUDED NO MATTER WHO OR WHAT SKIN COLOUR DESIRE THE LOVE OF THEIR MOTHER AND FATHER AND THAT IS ALL ANY PERSON SEEKING ILLEGAL DRUGS DESIRES IS TO FEEL WHOLE “MUM AND DADDY LOVES ME AND I AM SAFE” FOR ME PERSONALLY UNKNOWINGLY I HAD MANY FATHERS AS MENTIONED INCLUDING A CATHOLIC GOD FATHER (REMEMBER THE MOVIES) AND THIS IS CATHOLICISM’S GREATEST STRENGTH IS THAT THERE IS A BACK UP “FATHER FIGURE” TO PICK UP THE SLACK IN A YOUNG MAN’S LIFE AND UNFORTUNATELY GIRLS ALSO GET A GODFATHER WHICH MAKES SENSE WHY CATHOLIC WOMEN ARE SO AGGRESSIVE TO THEIR HUSBANDS FOR THEY NEED A “GODMOTHER” (ADDITIONAL MOTHER) WHICH IS WHY HAVING A GODFATHER AND GODMOTHER FOR EVERY PERSON IS IDEAL WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE BACK UP PARENTS TO “HELP YOU” DEFEAT YOUR DEMONS OF LAZINESS SLOTH ANGER POVERTY AND THE LIKE AND MY “GODMOTHER” (UNOFFICIALLY) WAS A WOMAN WHO WAS A HOLY NUN AT ST MARY’S STAR OF THE SEA CHAPEL IN CARNARVON WESTERN AUSTRALIA AND HER PRAYERS AND TEACHING HELPED ME A GOVERNMENT PUBLIC SCHOOL BRO (NOT PRIVATE CATHOLIC SCHOOL AS I HAVE A CONFLAGRATION OF INFLUENCES IN MY LIFE INCLUDING MY SYMBOLIC DAD N MCDONALD MY STEP DAD MICHAEL DESOUSA MY GODFATHER DAVID REBOLA AND EVEN TONY ROBBINS WAS A SORT OF FATHER WHO GUIDED ME THROUGH THINGS AND YES EVEN WAY OF THE PEACEFUL WARRIOR DAN MILLMAN GUIDED ME IN MANY WAYS THUS IN CONCLUSION ALL GANGS HAVE A “MOTHER FATHER” RELATIONSHIP WITH THEIR CORE GROUP AND THEN STRETCHING OUT TO THEIR AFFILIATE NETWORK WHICH CAB NUMBER BETWEEN A HANDFUL OF INDIVIDUALS OUT TO OVER A MILLION PEOPLE IE LARGE GROUPS LIKE THE TRIADS FROM FORMOSA ORIGINALLY AND THE PORTUGUESE ILLUMINATI CATHOLICS WHI DOMINATE THE WORLD THROUGH ESPIONAGE AND THE LIKE WEAPONS INDUSTRIES COMMERICAL SHIPPING BUILDING CONSTRUCTION AND YES ILLEGAL DRUG SHIPMENTS WHICH IS SAD TO SAY THE ONLY REAL REASON WE ALWAYS END UP IN AFGHANISTAN AS AUSSIES PROTECTING OPIUM CROPS AND DISTRIBUTION SO SORRY MERVYN YOU’RE NOT MY REAL BROTHER YOU WERE AS I AM KING CHARLES SERVANT DOING HIS BIDDING AS EVEN HIS MAJESTY HAS TO BEND KNEE TO THE PORTUGUES ILLUMINATI POWER GROUP OF WHICH BILDERBERG SITUATION IS A PART THUS IN A WAY THE RIGHT ROYAL KING CHARLES IS MY PAPA AND YOURS TOO IF YOU WERE BORN ANYWHERE IN THE COMMONWEALTH EMPIRE AND CAMILLAIS MY MUDDER FOR I UNFORTUNATELY AM PART OF THEIR GANG AND THAT’S MY KARMA TO SERVE THEM DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY BUT IN SAYING /WRITING ALL OF THE ABOVE IT IS NOW TIME TO OUR OWN DYNASTY AS A GANG IN AUSTRALIA AND WE MUST JOIN HANDS WITH THE BEST AND BRIGHTEST AND KINDEST EXPERTS FROM THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF CHINA AND THE GOOD OL MURDERIN COWHANDS US AND A FOR THESE ARE THE CURRENT TWO BIGGEST AND STRONGEST GANGS IN DA WORLD BY FAR AND RUSSIA IS SIMPLY LOST FORLORN BROKEN POOR AND HOPING AMERICA LEAVES THEM ALONE AND TO BE FAIR A TACTICAL NUCLEAR STRIKE FROM AMERICA TO RUSSIA WOULD HELP THE WORLD A GREAT DEAL AS THAT NATION IS THE NATION THAT ENCOURAGES ORGANISED DEMENTED PEOPLE INTO CRIME CABALS IN ORDER TO MAINTAIN POWER SORRY TO SAY THEIR RUSS ORTHO CHURCH IS USELESS AND SIMPLY A CATHOLIC “KNOCK OFF” DESIGNATED TO APPEAZE TSARS AND ROYAL RASPUTIN WHI WASN’T AS BAD AS PEOPLE SAY BUT DID HIS BEST TO BE HONEST IN A LAND FULL OF EVIL DOERS SORRY RUSS KEEPIN IT REAL THUS ALL GANGS ARE FAMILIES AND OUR LOCAL KALGOORLIE GANGS ARE REALLY TRULY A “HAPPY FAMILY” THEY HAVE FUN THEY GO OUT YES THEY ROB PEOPLE AND DEAL DRUGS BUT THEY’RE HARMLESS RIGHT? NOT REALLY AND OUR POLICE KNOW THE TRUTH FOR THAT FAMILY HAS THE DEATH PENALTY FOR ANYONE WHO CROSSES THEM AND THAT IS A HARD PILL TO SWALLOW BUT THEY DO NOT TELL PEOPLE WHO ARE GETTING INVOLVED WHAT “GETTING INVOLVED” MEANS AT THE TRUEST FORM IT MEANS “GETTING INVOLVED IS A DEATH SENTENCE THAT COULD HAPPEN AT ANYTIME” AND REALLY THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT GUY WHO DISAPPEARED HERE IN KALGOORLIE AND THERE ARE COUNTLESS OTHERS MISSING WHICH OUR CENSUS CANNOT CAPTURE THUS BEWARE ON YOUR STREET WHEN YOUR NEIGHBOUR “GOES SILENT” COS HE OR SHE COULD BE A LOW OR MID OR EVEN HIGH LVL AFFILIO DESTINED TO BE BURIED OUT BUSH (BOB) OR “BOBBED” AND AUSTRALIAN GANGS LIKE TO BOB THEIR ENEMIES AS WELL AS THEIR OWN RANKS WHICH IS WHY AUSTRALIA DOES NEED THE “SHOOT ON SIGHT ORDER” IMPLEMENTED TO CURTAIL THE RISE OF OUR CRIMINAL GANGS FOR THEY ARE COMPLETELY EVIL AND HAVE NO MERCY FOR THEIR OWN PEOPLE WHICH IS WHY I KNOCKED HARD ON THE DOOR OF THE GJ HQ FOR MY DAUGHTER BCOS I AS A LOVING KIBD GENUINE GIVING HOLY WISE GENUINE LOVING DADDIO DID NOT WANT HER TO BE RAPED AND “BOBBED” IF I HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT BUT CRIMINAL GANGS ARE VIOLENT AND FORCE ME EVEN TODAY TO BE “VIOLENT” IN MY APPROACH TO REALITY IN ORDER TO PROTECT MY DAUGHTER AND HER FRIENDS THUS JUDGE ME AFP AS FOOLISH IF YOU WISH BUT I WILL NOT ALLOW ANY CRIMINAL GANG TO EXIST IN AUSTRALIA AND THEY WILL ALL BE EXTERMINATED LIKE COCKROACHES AS THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF CHINA DOES AND WHEN I AM A ELECTED PARLIAMENTARY OFFICIAL I WILL LOBBY FOR EVERY GANG MEMBER WHETHER “PATCHED” OR AFFILIATED IN SOME WAY KNOWINGLY (NOT UNKNOWINGLY COS PEOPLE JUST DON’T KNOW THINGS AS WE’RE USUALLY DUMB TEENS GETTING DRUNK AND SLOWLY BEING SMOTHERED WITH “LOVE BOMB” FREE SHIT FROM EVIL PEOPLE WHO SIMPLY WANT TO ENSLAVE US THUS IN CONCLUSION INSTANT DEATH PENALTY FOR ALL CRIMINAL GANG MEMBERS WHO ARE “PATCHED” AND AFFILIATED KNOWINGLY THUS WE LIBERATE OUR YOUTH TO BE FREE OF ALL BULLYING INTIMIDATION SLAVERY AND HELL AND DEATH AT THE HANDS OF PSYCHOTIC SO CALLED EVIL GANG MOTHERS AND GANG FATHERS WHO ALL NEED A BIG HUG BUT IT’S TOO LATE ONCE A MAN OR WOMAN HAS KILLED SOMEONE IN A CRIMINAL MANNER THEY CANNOT BE SAVED WHICH IS WHY I LOCK MY DOORS WITH PADLOCKS ON THE INSIDE COS SOME OF THESE ARE TRAINED BY OUR GOVERNMENT IN THE MILITARY TO KILL OVERSEAS AND SIMPLY RETIRE INTO THE “GANGLAND Assassin ROLE” SORRY TO SAY I’VE MET DECENT MILITARY PEOPLE AND OTHERS WHO I KNOW WILL ULTIMATELY END UP AS KILLERS WE AS A NATION TRAINED AT GREAT EXPENSE WITH TAX PAYER DOLLARS MONIES WHO NOW GET HIGH ON METH N COKE AND “BOB” HARDWORKING AUSSIES LIKE YOU AND MWAH SOBERING ENOUGH FOR YOU BRAHHH? DUUUUUUDE.COM OUT! KEEPIN IT REl WORLD HAPPENS ALL OVA DIS PLANET MON! SEEYA SLEEP WELL SOME TRAINED AUSSIE SPECIAL OPS DUDE IS NOW WORKING AT GREAT PAINS TO EARN HIS PSYCHOTIC GANG MOTHER AND ARROGANT GANG FATHERS UNHOLY APPROVAL SORRY DUDE I LIKE YOU ‘GOODIE’ (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE PLEASE LEAVE THAT SHIT BEFORE YOU GET TOO DEEP AND FUK U YOU GOTTA BE BETTER MANNNNNNNN DUUUUUUDE.OUT!

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MANNNN AMERICA HONESTLY YOU SCARE ME AND YOU DID SUCH A NUMBER ON MY MIND AS A TEENAGER WITH YOUR SIT COMS FAMILY TIES DIFFERENT STROKES AND THE LIKE MANNN I FULLY WANTED TO GO AND EXPERIENCE THE SEAVER FAMILY LIFE STYLE CHUNKY ARNOLD FROM STROKES WAS MY ROLE MODEL AND FRESH PRINCE OF BELAIR BUTTTT MANNNNN YOU YANKS ARE PSYCHOTIC AND FUK ME YOU GUYS LOVE DOIN OPS ON AUSTRALIANS COS WE ARE DUMB AF AND SIMPLY THINK AMERICA IS LIKE DISNEE PARADISE MARDI GRA BRAZIL BUT RUDE AWAKENING I REALISE AFTER I HAVE BEEN TO NEW YORKUOU MUTHER FUCKERS HAD BEE

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LOOK IN AUSTRALIA WE DON’T CARRY GUNS UNLESS WE’RE POLICE FARMERS ARMY ETC BUT GANGS CARRY GUNS HERE AND AFP IS OUR PROTECTOR AGAINST OTHER GANGS WITH GUNS LIKE YOU ALL CAN I HAVE A LATTE AT DHARMA CAFE IN BOULDER WITHOUT A GUN BEING SHOWN ME EVEN THE BIKIES HIDE THEIR GUNS BUT I GET IT YOU GOTTA SHOW WHO’S BOSS WHICH BY THE WAY AINT YOU GUYS IF I GET WASTED BY A GANG BY SIMPLY BEING TOO KIND WE GOTTA BE PROACTIVE AND SEEK OUT ORGANISED CRIME AND KICK DOWN THE DOORS SO PLEASE CONSIDER KICKING DOWN THE GJ TRIAD SYNDICATE DOORS HERE AND THE CITY WILL BE HAPPIER YOU CAN ALWAYS APOLOGISE LATER WE UNDERSTAND THERE IS RED TAPE AND CONTINGENCIES WE THANK YOU AND APPRECIATE YOUR SERVICE PLEASE KEEP YOURSELVES SAFE AND GET HOME TO YOUR FAMILIES BY THE WAY I GOTTA KEEP MY GATE LOCKED THAT’S TRUE DUUUUUUDE.COM OUT!

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I HAVE TO GET A HANDGUN CONCEAL CARRY PERMIT IN AMERICA COS MANNNNN IT’S SO DANGEROUS THERE EVEN TO LEAVE YOUR FRONT DOOR UNLOCKED IS A DEATH WARRANT FUK SHETTT MANNNNN DUUUUUUDE.COM OUT!

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LOOK I LIKE POLICE WE’VE JUST GOT TO SUPPORT THEM BETTER MORE LEAVE BETTER BREAK TIMES THEY ARE BUSY IT GETS QUIET BUT THEY CAN LOSE THEIR LIVES TO CRIMINAL GANGS WE’VE GOT TO SUPPORT THEM BETTER THANKS THAT’S ALL

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GIFT GIVING IS GOOD BUT WE NEED TO EVALUATE WHETHER THE PERSON WOULD LIKE THE GIFT OTHERWISE WE ARE REWARDING EVIL BEHAVIOUR THAT’S ALL AY REE?

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WHEN I WRITE IN SEEMING “FOUL LANGUAGE” YOU MUST REVIEW THIS POST VERY CAREFULLY THANKYOU (SEE BELOW) TANKS

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USA NATION OF OUR DEFENCE AND HONEST HARDWORKING KINGS OF REALITY DOMINATING OUR STRATOSPHERE WE THANKYOU FOR YOUR KINDNESS TO US AND WE WISH YOU EVERY GOOD WE WISH TO LEARN FROM YOU HOW TO POLICE OUR NATION EFFECTIVELY AGAINST ALL EVIL AND TO HELP OTHERS BE HOLY IN THEIR CONDUCT AS YOU ARE SUPREME IN YOUR LAW ENFORCEMENT AND NATIONAL DEFENCE AND WE WILL BE YOUR ALLY IN PEACE AND YOU CAN HOLIDAY HERE AND FIND STEVE IRWIN’S GRAVE AND SAY “YES THAT WAS THE LAST TRUE AUSTRALIAN” AND WE ARE SORRY WE WILL BE BETTER WE WILL LEARN YOUR RULES (TIPPING HONESTY KINDNESS NO RUDENESS IN PUBLIC) SO PLEASE STOP “DISAPPEARING AUSTRALIANS WHO ARE ANGRY AND USELESS AT LIFE” LIKE I ONCE WAS WE ARE AN INEBRIATE NATION AND WE DRINK TOO MUCH BUT IN SAYING THAT WE WOULD LIKE TO BE KIND TO YOU AND ENGAGE IN A BEER DRINKING COMPETITION WITH MEDALS AND PODIUMS ALONG WITH GERMANY AND THE REST OF THE WORLD (RICE WINE FOR CHINA) THANKYOU ALL YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL MILITANT BUT VERY HOLY IN YOUR EVIL AGAINST EVIL PEOPLE WHICH WERE ONCE BUT ARE NOW NO LONGER FOR WE ARE REDEEMED IN KINDNESS AND WE WILL BE KIND TO YOU ALL WHEN YOU VISIT AND TOLERATE YOUR “INSECURITIES AND DILEMMAS” ABOUT OUR BACKWARD CULTURE WE’RE JUST ENSLAVED CONVICT COCKNEYS WHO LEFT THEIR NATIVE LONDON AND WENT INTO THE DESERT OF A FOREIGN LAND AND LEARNED TO SURVIVE AND WE HAVE CULTIVATED AS HAVE YOU AN AUSTRALIAN-ESE DIALECT WHICH ALLOWS US TO SPEAK IN SEEMING “FOUL LANGUAGE” TERMS AND I WILL DENOTE THE EUPHEMISMS AS FOLLOWS: “CUNT” MEANS “MOTHER” AND “FUCK” MEANS “FATHER” AND “FUCKEN CUNT” MEAN “FATHER MOTHER” AND “COCK” MEANS “COURAGE” (IE COCK-NEY) AND “BRAVADO” WHICH IS OUR “BOGUN CULTURE” OF PEOPLE WHO ARE VERY BRAVE AND COURAGEOUS AND LIKE WAR BUT DON’T LIKE FIGHTING UNLESS THEY’RE VERY DRUNK AND WE APOLOGISE AS WE WILL IMPROVE OUR CULTURE TO BE THE BEST OF WHAT WE HAVE WHAT PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF CHINA HAS AND OF WHAT THE US OF A HAS AND TOGETHER WE WILL BE THE BEST NATION IN THE WORLD (IN OUR OWN EYES) LEARNING AND BENEFITTING FROM EACH OTHER AND THAT IS THE GODDARN HONEST TRUTH THANKS (NO BLASPHEMY INTENDED THANKS) BRAH

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KALGOORLIE POLICE STATION I LIKE YOU BUT I’M DISAPPOINTED BUT IT’S OK WE’RE ALL GONNA GET BETTER THANKS FOR YOUR SERVICE AND MAY YOU ALL LIVE LONG HAPPY LIVES THANKYOU AGAIN!

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I’M SORRY CHINA PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC I LOVE YOU BUT I DO NOT ENDORSE AUSTRALIA MY COUNTRY BECOMING A TOTALITARIAN DICTATORSHIP AS WE SEEK TO FEED ALL OUR PEOPLE WITHOUT DISCRIMINATION AND WE ASK HUMBLY THAT YOU DEMONSTRATE TO US YOUR GREATNESS IN HAVING FOOD AVAILABLE TO ALL PEOPLE REGARDLESS OF STATURE OR CLASS OR INCOME THANKYOU

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PAUL AND TRACEY BROWNING I AM APOLOGETIC FOR NOT WINNING THE 2016 WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS OF PUBLIC SPEAKING COS I AM A LOSER AND FINE WITH IT AND YOU ARE WINNERS AT GOLDSETTS SO I WILL SEND THIS TO YOU SOON THANKS

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ESTHER ROADKNIGHT YOU’RE AWESOME AND I’M SORRY FOR BEING AN ARSEHOLE TO YOU AND HANNANS ROTARY THANKS

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DEAR MY OZ GUBBERMINT I LUV YA LET’S BE FRENZ I CARE FOR YOU I WANT US TO BE BETTER AND I HOPE YOU WILL ALL BENEFIT FROM WHAT I WRITE HERE WHICH IS INTENTIONALLY 1. ALLEGORICAL 2. HUMOROUS 3. DILIGENT 4. NON-PARTISAN 5. FRIENDLY 6. HOPEFULLY KIND 7. HISTORICALLY ACCURATE AND 8. HOPEFULLY DUMB FUNNY AND ENTERTAINING AF THANKYOU AND GOODNIGHT DUUUUUUDE.COM OUT!

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LOOK I “LIKE” ALL POLICE AND I THANKYOU FOR YOUR SERVICE YOU’VE GOTTA JOB TO DO AND I MEAN NO DISREPECT BUT I AM NOT COUNTING ON YOU TO SAVE ME AND MY FAMILY BECAUSE YOU DISAPPOINT ME WITH YOUR PROFESSIONALISM DEGREE SO PLEASE KNOW THIS I AM NOT “COMING IN FOR QUESTIONING” ANYTIME SOON AND I AM HAPPY TO SPEAK WITH YOU OVER MY FENCE GATE ANYTIME AND IF YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO MAKE RESTITUTION FOR ANY COMMENTARY ON MY BRICK FENCE I AM HAPPY TO LOOK AT IT AND DISCUSS WITH MY KALGOORLIE COUNCIL WHETHER IT IS APPROPRIATE TO CHANGE THE COLOUR OF MY FENCE WHICH I PURPOSEFULLY CHOSE AS “DARK BLUE” IN ORDER TO HONOUR THE OFFICERS OF OUR POLICE FORCE WHO HAVE SERVED CURRENTLY SERVED AND WILL SERVE IN THE FUTURE AS THERE IS NO MORE NOBLE PROFESSION IN THIS HOLY GALAXY THAN BEING A “POLICE OFFICER” PLEASE TREAT ME KINDLY I DO DONATE TO LEGACY FOR THE WA STATE POLICE AND THE AUSTRALIAN FEDERAL POLICE I AM A HOLY PERSON AND SEEK NO CONFLICT AND AM HAPPY TO HELP AND ADVISE ON YOUR PERSONNEL IN ORDER TO HELP YOU LIVE LONG HAPPY PROSPEROUS LIVES AND THAT’S ALL I EVER WANT TO DO FOR HUMANITY AND THAT IS MY SOLE INTENTION FOR “ALL” PEOPLE WHETHER THEY FALL ON THE “GOOD OR BAD SIDE OF DUALITY” AS WE ALL KNOW THIS FUNDAMENTAL TRUTH WHICH I KNOW YOU KNOW AS WELL: KARMA IS THE GREAT BALANCER AND WE ALL HAVE AND WILL ALWAYS EXPERIENCE IT SO THUS THIS IS TRUE LET US ALL BE KIND WITH EACH OTHER AND MOVE FORWARD IN HOLINESS TOGETHER AND THANKYOU FOR BEING SO “GOOD LOOKING IN UNIFORM” BRAH LOVE YA ALL DUUUUUUDE.COM OUT!

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YO BLACK DREADLOCKS ACROSS THE STREET ARE YOU AND YOUR LITTLE MAORI BOYS GONNA DO A SWEEP OF HOPKINS STREET AGAIN ABD STEAL STUFF? MY MATE GOT YOU ON CAMERS INSIDE HIS HOUSE WHEN HE WAS AWAY AWW BRO TIME TO RUN TO YOUR HOMETOWN IF HAWKESVILLE BRUH STAY AWAY I’M CALLIN THE POLICE MAN DUUUUUUDE.COM OUT!

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I’M A “LOSER” AND YOUR A “LOSER” CEPT I’M OK WITH IT I’M HAPPY BEIN DUMB LIKE YOU ARE NOT

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I LIKE PEOPLE WHO TRY TO CUT ME DOWN IT’S FUN BRAH FUN FUN FUN FUN RIGHTEEE DOODIE FUN FUN FUN FUN MANNNNNNN

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JEHOVAHISMYBUDDY.ORG IS BETTER THAN JW.ORG WHADDAYA FINK? DIFF BRANDING? AY MAN? BRAH DOODZI? YA GOOD MON! JAMAICA! BROOOOOOO

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JEHOVAH IS MY BUDDDEEEEEE JEHOVAH IS MY BUDDDEEE JEHOVAH IS MY BUDDY JEHOVAH IS MY BUDDY JEHOVAH IS MY BUDDDDDYYYYY JEHOVAH IS MY FWEND BRAH

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FANK U JEHOVAH FOR MY INTOLERANCE OF EVIL BRAH

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JEHOVAH IZE MY BUDHEEEEEE

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SOMEONE KEEPS RIPPING OPEN MY SLOW MAIL WOWWWWW DUDE IS IT MY GUBBERMINT? OHHHH MANNNNN I FOUGHT U LUVED ME MANNNNNN BETRAY SHETTTTTT OH WELL! I LUF YA ALL DUUUUUUDE.COM OUT!

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KIWIS ARE VERY “DASTARDLY” LOOKING FOR SOME REASON WEIRD EYED BIG SHARP BROWS CROMAGNON EYE BROWS AND LOTS OF VENGEFUL GLARES WOW LIKE ME NOTTTTTTTTT BRUH

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WOW MY COUSINS IN MY PSEUDO RELLIES DA “MCDONALD’S” ALL LOOK LIKE THEIR PARENTS JOHN AND PAM MCDONALD EXCEPT RODNEY MCDONALD HE LOOKS LIKE MY SYMBOLIC DAD N MCDONALD WOW PAM WHAT HAPPENED? LUV U THOUGH AUNTIE PAM AND FUNCLE JOHN

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“PAUL OVANS” ARE YOU COMING TO GET YOUR LETTER SO YOU CAN PRETEND YOU LIVE HERE TOO? MANNNNNN DAT’S FUNNY YA GONNA STEAL MY HOUSE TOO? LIKE YOU DID “WAYNE’S” ONE? SHETTT WOW THAT’S NUTS MAN YOU’RE JUST FUN MAN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN BRAH (SEE BELOW PIC WHAT IS GOING ON MAN? WHAT’S YOUR DASTARDLY PLAN BRUH? SHEETTTTTT YOU GANGS ARE FUNNY BRO SHETT WHAT IS YOUR M0TIVE MAN FOR PUTTING MY HOME ADDRESS FOR YOUR TELSTRA ACCOUNT? WHOAAHHHH R U WANTING TO MAKE BELIEVE YOU LIVE HERE SO YOU CAN…”SNUFF” ME N MY WIFEY? WHAT DO YOU FINK ABOUT ADRIAN GOONERATNE MY HOLY BRO?

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WHERE ARE YOU PETER/PAUL SCUNTHORPE/OVANS DID SANDY ROLL OVER TO THE UDDER SIDE? MANNNNNN

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JEHOVAH JEHOVAH JEHOVAH JEHOVAH JEHOVAH JEHOVAH JEHOVAH WHAAAAATTTTT?

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MY DAD MICHAEL DESOUSA (NOT MY REAL DAD) SAVED ME FROM BEING GREAT AND INSTEAD MADE ME BE GOOD THAT’S ALL

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OMC IS THE BEST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET AND I WILL NEVER BACK DOWN FROM SAYING IT

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I AM NOT CONCERNED ABOUT YOU GJ HOONS BARRICADING ME IN MY HOME WHILE SOMEONE “LOCK PICKS” MY BACK DOOR BUT KNOW THIS I WILL NOT HARM YOU BUT YOUR BOSSES WILL WHEN THEY FIND OUT YOU “DID IT TO ME” SO KNOW THIS ONLY BRIAN TAMAKI IN NEW ZEALAND CAN REFORM YOU SO PLEASE CANCEL YOUR PLANS OF DOING A SHIT ON MY DEAD BODY AND TAKING A PHOTO FOR STATUS COS YOUR GROUP HATES ATTENTION AND WILL KILL YOU JUST FOR BEING FLAMBOYANT YOU’RE GONNA FIND IT HARD TO STAY AWAKE TONIGHT AS THERE IS TOO MUCH POISON METH IN YOUR BLOODSTREAM AND I PLAN ON NOT SLEEPING AND MY NUMBER IS ON SPEED DIAL TO THE KALGOORLIE POLICE STATION SO PLEASE DO YOURSELF A FAVOUR GO AND HAVE A SLEEP AND TURN YOURSELVES INTO “BRIAN TAMAKI” (LOOK HIM UP) CLONES COS HE IS THE ONE THAT WILL REDEEM YOU COS HE IS YOU A FORMER VIOLENT GANG MEMBER AND THAT’S ALL BUT NOW HE IS A KING IN NEW ZEALAND AND IF YOU SIDE WITH HIM HE WILL MAKE YOU A PRINCE DESPITE ALL THE EVIL YOU HAVE DONE I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW EVERYTHING AND I AM WRITING HERE NOW (SEE BELOW):

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DUDES I NEED YOUR HELP WE GOTTA CHANGE THE WORLD AS I SEE IT SO I’M DRAWIN A LINE IN THE SAND PLEASE SUPPORT THIS WEBSITE BY SHARING THE DELERIOUS SHETTTT ON YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA FEED AND SAY THIS: “I FUKEN LIK DIS!” THAT’S ALL AND IF YOU DO I WILL DESIGNATE YOU A TITLE OF “KNIGHT ROYALE OF THE HOLY KINGDOM OF DUUUUUUDE.COM THAT’S ALL AND IT IS A WORTHY TITLE PLEASE CONTACT ME IN THE COMMENT SECTION FOR YOUR TITLE AND PROOF IS REQUIRED TANKS BRAH

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DUDE PERJURY IS 10 YEARS JAIL MIN ASSAULT IS 2 YEARS JAIL MIN HARASSMENT ONLINE OH FUK IT’S ALL ALLEGORY SATIRE FREEDOM OF SPEECH ISN’T IT? I DUNNO I GOTTA DO SOMETHING I’M A RETARD WITH NO MIND COS MY WIFE TAKES IT AND BREAKS IT EVERY DAY WHICH IS GOOD HOPE WAYNE DAYKIN IS OK HE WAS SICK WITH CANCERS AND HAD A COLOSTOMY BAG

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I HAVE TO GET A HANDGUN CONCEAL CARRY PERMIT IN AMERICA COS MANNNNN IT’S SO DANGEROUS THERE EVEN TO LEAVE YOUR FRONT DOOR UNLOCKED IS A DEATH WARRANT FUK SHETTT MANNNNN DUUUUUUDE.COM OUT!

LOOK I LIKE POLICE WE’VE JUST GOT TO SUPPORT THEM BETTER MORE LEAVE BETTER BREAK TIMES THEY ARE BUSY IT GETS QUIET BUT THEY CAN LOSE THEIR LIVES TO CRIMINAL GANGS WE’VE GOT TO SUPPORT THEM BETTER THANKS THAT’S ALL

GIFT GIVING IS GOOD BUT WE NEED TO EVALUATE WHETHER THE PERSON WOULD LIKE THE GIFT OTHERWISE WE ARE REWARDING EVIL BEHAVIOUR THAT’S ALL AY REE?

WHEN I WRITE IN SEEMING “FOUL LANGUAGE” YOU MUST REVIEW THIS POST VERY CAREFULLY THANKYOU (SEE BELOW) TANKS

KALGOORLIE POLICE STATION I LIKE YOU BUT I’M DISAPPOINTED BUT IT’S OK WE’RE ALL GONNA GET BETTER THANKS FOR YOUR SERVICE AND MAY YOU ALL LIVE LONG HAPPY LIVES THANKYOU AGAIN!

PAUL AND TRACEY BROWNING I AM APOLOGETIC FOR NOT WINNING THE 2016 WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS OF PUBLIC SPEAKING COS I AM A LOSER AND FINE WITH IT AND YOU ARE WINNERS AT GOLDSETTS SO I WILL SEND THIS TO YOU SOON THANKS

ESTHER ROADKNIGHT YOU’RE AWESOME AND I’M SORRY FOR BEING AN ARSEHOLE TO YOU AND HANNANS ROTARY THANKS

I’M A “LOSER” AND YOUR A “LOSER” CEPT I’M OK WITH IT I’M HAPPY BEIN DUMB LIKE YOU ARE NOT

I LIKE PEOPLE WHO TRY TO CUT ME DOWN IT’S FUN BRAH FUN FUN FUN FUN RIGHTEEE DOODIE FUN FUN FUN FUN MANNNNNNN

JEHOVAHISMYBUDDY.ORG IS BETTER THAN JW.ORG WHADDAYA FINK? DIFF BRANDING? AY MAN? BRAH DOODZI? YA GOOD MON! JAMAICA! BROOOOOOO

JEHOVAH IS MY BUDDDEEEEEE JEHOVAH IS MY BUDDDEEE JEHOVAH IS MY BUDDY JEHOVAH IS MY BUDDY JEHOVAH IS MY BUDDDDDYYYYY JEHOVAH IS MY FWEND BRAH

FANK U JEHOVAH FOR MY INTOLERANCE OF EVIL BRAH

JEHOVAH IZE MY BUDHEEEEEE

SOMEONE KEEPS RIPPING OPEN MY SLOW MAIL WOWWWWW DUDE IS IT MY GUBBERMINT? OHHHH MANNNNN I FOUGHT U LUVED ME MANNNNNN BETRAY SHETTTTTT OH WELL! I LUF YA ALL DUUUUUUDE.COM OUT!

KIWIS ARE VERY “DASTARDLY” LOOKING FOR SOME REASON WEIRD EYED BIG SHARP BROWS CROMAGNON EYE BROWS AND LOTS OF VENGEFUL GLARES WOW LIKE ME NOTTTTTTTTT BRUH

WOW MY COUSINS IN MY PSEUDO RELLIES DA “MCDONALD’S” ALL LOOK LIKE THEIR PARENTS JOHN AND PAM MCDONALD EXCEPT RODNEY MCDONALD HE LOOKS LIKE MY SYMBOLIC DAD N MCDONALD WOW PAM WHAT HAPPENED? LUV U THOUGH AUNTIE PAM AND FUNCLE JOHN

WHERE ARE YOU PETER/PAUL SCUNTHORPE/OVANS DID SANDY ROLL OVER TO THE UDDER SIDE? MANNNNNN

JEHOVAH JEHOVAH JEHOVAH JEHOVAH JEHOVAH JEHOVAH JEHOVAH WHAAAAATTTTT?

MY DAD MICHAEL DESOUSA (NOT MY REAL DAD) SAVED ME FROM BEING GREAT AND INSTEAD MADE ME BE GOOD THAT’S ALL

OMC IS THE BEST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET AND I WILL NEVER BACK DOWN FROM SAYING IT