THERE IS ONE THING I WILL CHANGE ABOUT KALGOORLIE (-BOULDER) WHEN I AM ELECTED FIRST PRESIDENT OF IT’S NATIONAL SERVITUDE AKA MAYOR MOTHERFUCKER I WILL LOBBY AND PROVIDE FUNDING FOR THAT SHETT ART WORK NEAR THE ARTS CENTRE OF THE METH-HEAD BRO STARING FEARFULLY INTO THE WATER AND THE PIGEON TANGLED UP IN STRING (IT’S TOO PERVERTED TO FEATURE HERE) AND INSTEAD HAVE IN LARGE BOLD FONT THIS FUNDAMENTAL ALLOY OF OUR SOCIETY HERE IS BOULDER AND KALGOORLIE SURROUNDS IT NEEDS TO BE LARGE FONT HUGE COVERING THE ENTIRE WALL AND IT NEEDS MUST SAY THESE WORDS THAT CAN BE READ FROM A DISTANCE OF AT LEAST 400 METRES (DO YOUR RESEARCH ON HOW BIG THAT NEEDS TO BE BRAH MANNN DUDE) IT MUST SAY WITHOUT ANY DISFIGUREMENT OR PARODY THE FOLLOWING TROOF RIGHT NOW: “MAYOR JOHN BOWLER HAS A BIG COCK!” AND THAT’S ALL WE NEED TO MOVE KALGOORLIE (NOT BOULDER) FORWARD IS THAT DUDE FANX MANNNNN
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