“FOUL LANGUAGE” IS A MISNOMER AND AUSTRALIAN LANGUAGE IS “NOT FOUL” IT IS INTENDED AS HUMOROUS CONTAGIOUS LIGHT HEARTED MIRTH AND WE DO NOT SEEK TO PUT PEOPLE DOWN WITH IT AS IT IS SIMPLY “DELIGHTFUL WORD PLAY” WHICH MAKES US HAPPY THUS IN SAYING THAT WHEN I WRITE THE WORD “F-U-C-K” (OR IT’S ADJUNCTS) PLEASE DO NOT BE OFFENDED AS I AM SIMPLY WRITING OR SPEAKING OR DELIBERATING IN A LANGUAGE THAT IS “UNDERSTANDABLE” BY THE EVERY DAY AUSTRALIAN WE ARE NOT COMPLICATED PEOPLE BUT WE BECOME DISTRESSED WHEN WE DO NOT KNOW HOW TO PROCESS REALITY EFFECTIVELY AND OUR LANGUAGE HAS BROKEN INTO VERY SHORT “PHISMS” WHICH SEEM TO FOREIGN HEARERS EXTREMELY “ANGRY AND NEGATIVE” BUT WHAT WE ARE REALLY SAYING IS THIS: WE HAVE NO MOTHER AND FATHER IN OUR LIVES AND WE ARE EXTREMELY UPSET THUS THIS MAKES US EDGY AND WE ARE A BROKEN PEOPLE VERY MULTI-CULTURAL AND DEFEATED IN WAR FAR TOO MANY TIMES BECAUSE OF OUR ATTITUDE TO AUTHORITY WE HAVE NOT GOTTEN OVER GALLIPOLI IN WORLD WAR ONE WHERE OUR BEST PEOPLE DIED AND MANY WERE FATHERS THUS OUR AGGRESSION COMES FROM A “LAPSED FATHERHOOD” WHERE PERHAPS 3/5THS OF OUR MALE ADULT POPULATION OF FIGHTING AGE 15-25 YEARS OLD DISAPPEARED IN A FEW MONTHS CHARGING ENDLESSLY OVER THE TOP OF BATTLEFIELD TRENCHES INTO GERMAN TURKISH AND THEIR ALLIED MACHINE GUN FIRE AND WE HAVE NEVER RECOVERED FULLY AND OUR NATIONAL SPORT “AFL” IS A REFLECTION OF OUR DESIRE TO RUN FIGHT AND WIN AND THAT IS NOT SUITABLE FOR MODERN OR ANY WARFARE AS WE NOT AMERICANS WHO ARE GENERATIONAL FIGHTERS HAVING LOST AND WON WON AND LOST ON MANY CONTINENTS WE ARE SIMPLY IMBECILES IN COMBAT SORRY TO SAY AND WE LOSE MORE THAN WE WIN BUT THOSE DAYS ARE OVER FOR WE WILL NOW BECOME A GENTEEL VERY KIND SOCIETY AND WE WILL RECOVER OUR PEACE AND BE REBORN AS A KIND NATION WHICH IS GENEROUS TO ALL OUR FRIENDS AND EVEN GIVES TO OUR ENEMIES LIKE NEW ZEALAND ALL BLACKS AND THE LIKE SILVER FERNS (DUMB JOKE SORRY) BUT ASIDE FROM THAT WE ARE NOW GOING TO IMPROVE OUR POPULATION TO BE BETTER AND I BELIEVE IT IS FAR EASIER THAN WE THINK FOR WE WILL SIMPLY ALLOW OUR MASONIC BROTHERHOOD (YES I KNOW YOUR SECRETS THEY ARE ALL ONLINE (AY MA-HA-BONE) SORRY NO DISRESPECT MEANT BUT OUR MASONIC LODGES ARE PLACES OF SECRECY AND WE NEED MULTIPLE LODGES WITH MULTI-CULTURAL MASONS WHO ARE ABLE TO HONESTLY TRANSPARENTLY TAKE THEIR PLACES IN PUBLIC AND PRIVATE SCHOOLING TO EDUCATE OUR PEOPLE ABOUT LAWS HERE AND IN CHINA AMERICA EUROPE AND SURROUNDS AS THE WORLD IS VERY DIFFERENT IN IT’S LAWS AND EVEN NEW ZEALAND OUR CLOSEST “FRIEND” IN A WAY IS VERY DIFFERENT IN HOW IT RUNS ITSELF BASED ON IT’S INDIGENOUS POPULI THE MAORI KINGS AND QUEENS WHO ARE LIGHT YEARS ESTABLISHED FROM OUR OWN INDIGENOUS QUEENS AND ROYALTY OF OUR INDIGENOUS TRIBES OF “ABORIGINAL” PEEPS THUS IN SAYING ALL THIS KNOW THAT WHEN I A FORMER OPPONENT OF MASONRY ENDORSE IT I DO IT VERY EXTREMELY SERIOUSLY AS THESE PEOPLE ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO WILL BE ABLE TO MOVE AUSTRALIA IN A DIRECTION OF HOLY BLASPHEMY AGAINST ALL EVIL THAT CURRENTLY EXISTS HERE AS WE HAVE A CRIMINAL SYNDICATE DIASPORA FROM OVERSEAS DOMINATING US INCLUDING CARTELS YAKUZA TRIADS AND THE LIKE AND WE WOULD REALLY LIKE TO LIVE FREE OF THE MANY PROBLEMS WHICH CURRENTLY PLAGUE US INCLUDING PRISONS FULL OF YOUTH WHO ARE DUMB AND LACKADAZE ABOUT LIFE TOO PRIMED WITH THEIR EVIL SMART PHONE IPAD DEVICES (NO AFFRONT TO APPLE INTENDED BUT THANKYOU I DO APPRECIATE THEM WITH LIMITS AND GUSTO TOWARDS HOLY CONTENT) BUT IN SAYING THAT IN ORDER TO BUILD A FUNCTION SOCIETY I HAVE THE FOLLOWING RECOMMENDATIONS WHICH I PERCEIVE AS VERY HOLY AND YOU MAY DISAGREE BUT THESE ARE RECOMMENDATIONS FROM A HOLY SOURCE WHICH I CALL “HOLY RUDE” WHICH MEANS IT IS AN AFFRONT TO THE ESTABLISH EVIL SYNDICATE OR CORPORATE GANGS WHICH DOMINATE OUR YOUTH AND I AM SORRY TO SAY THAT AUSTRALIA IS RIFE WITH RAPE FROM FOREIGN MULTI NATIONALS WHICH HAVE AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE THUS WE MUST SERIOUSLY CONSIDER SECTIONING OUR RESOURCES TO BUILD OUR OWN INDUSTRY AND WE WILL NEED THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF CHINA’S HELP TO NATIONALISE OUR FOOD PRODUCTION THUS WE CAN FEED EVERYONE AND FORGET ABOUT CLASS AS WE ARE ACTUALLY A CLASSLESS CULTURE AND PREFER EVERYONE TO BE EQUAL HOWEVER CHINA HAS CLASSES UNFORTUNATELY AND THAT WILL NOT WORK HERE AS WE HAVE WEALTHY AND POOR NOW AND THAT MUST CHANGE AND I AM NOT SORRY FOR ENDORSING COMMUNISM HERE FOR IT IS THE ONLY WAY WE CAN TRULY BE FAIR THUS THE BIG HOUSES NEED TO GO AND WE WILL ENJOY BIG SHOPPING CENTRES FILLED WITH AUSTRALIAN GROWN AND MADE PRODUCTS WITH FREE ACCOMODATION IN SKY HIGH TOWERS BUILD AS SIMPLY AS POSSIBLE AND PEOPLE CAN MAKE THEIR FREE ACCOMODATION AS NICE OR AS SINISTER EVIL AS POSSIBLE HOWEVER IN SAYING THAT IT IS IMPORTANT FOR PEOPLE TO BE KIND AS OUR PEOPLE IN AUSTRALIA (MYSELF ONCE INCLUDED OR PERHAPS MORE THAN ONCE WHEN STRESSED AND I APOLOGISE TO ALL INVOLVED ESPECIALLY TOASTMASTERS AS IT WAS HONESTLY THE WORST FEW DAYS OF MY LIFE BEING IN AMERICA FOR THE FIRST TIME NOT KNOWING IT’S CULTURE AND HIDDEN UNSPOKEN RULES OF TIPPING COURTESY AND THE LIKE THUS PLEASE BEAR WITH ME WHEN I SAY I AM HAPPY TO BE HOME IN AUSTRALIA AS AMERICA IS FAR TOO DANGEROUS FOR ANY BELLIGERENT ANGRY AUSSIE TO GO AND WE NEED EDUCATION PROGRAMS IN SCHOOL TO ENLIST PEOPLE’S COGNIZANCE CONCERNING HOW AMERICA OPERATES WHICH IS A PERSON CAN GET SHOT PHYSICALLY BY A POLICE OFFICER WITH A GUN JUST FOR BEING UPSET WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND IN PUBLIC AND AUSTRALIANS CONSIDER GOING OUT IN PUBLIC FUN HERE HOWEVER IN AMERICA PEOPLE ARE WELL USED TO BEING RAPED STRONGARMED ROBBED AND ASSASSINATED IN PUBLIC BY POLICE AND LOCAL AND MULTI NATIONAL GANGSTERS THUS I WOULD RECOMMEND HIGHLY NOT GOING TO AMERICA WITHOUT A FRIEND WHO KNOWS AMERICAN CULTURE WELL (COMEDIAN JIM JEFFRIES WILL ATTEST TO HOW DANGEROUS AMERICANS ARE AND IT IS THEIR CULTURE TO BE DANGEROUS PEOPLE SO WATCH OUT MIXED CULTURE AUSTRALIO-MERICAN MARRIAGES GET READY FOR WAR AS NICOLE KIDMAN CAN ATTEST TO WITH OUR FAVE TOMMY CRUISE) PLEASE EXCUSE MY MANNER OF WRITING AS IT IS DELIBERATELY DESIGNED TO CONFUSE ONE’S CONSCIOUS MIND AND HELP YOU UNDERSTAND THAT OUR “DUALITY BASED REALITY” IS SIMPLY A PROJECTION OF MULTIPLE CULTURAL TRIBES INTERSECTING AND I MENTION AUSTRALIA A FAIR BIT BECAUSE THEY ARE MY TARGET AUDIENCE AND ANY OTHER CULTURE WILL REQUIRE ME WRITING WITH AN INTERPRETER AS I AM NOT AS SUBTLE WITH THEIR FORM OF LOGIC REASONING APPAREL THUS PLEASE ENJOY THIS “AUSTRALIO-ESE” VERSING BEING ONE LONG “STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS” WRITING WHICH I LEARNT TO GREAT JOY AT CARNARVON SENIOR HIGH SCHOOL HAVE FUN
NOW I WRITE IN LONG STANZAS FOR MY WRITING STYLE COMES FROM A HOLY EMMANUEL DIVINE BENIGN COMPASSIONATE WISE ENLIVENED BREACHED FROM THIS UNIVERSE REALITY WHERE KINDNESS IS KING AND PEACE IS HAPPINESS HOWEVER THIS STYLE OF WRITING WILL CONFUSE INDIVIDUALS WHO ARE WELL VERSED IN RELIGIOUS DOGMA THUS WHEN I WRITE THINGS I MEAN TO LET YOU KNOW THAT “DUALITY” IS A PERSPECTIVE BASED DOGMA BASED ON ONE’S CULTURAL UPBRINGING THAT’S ALL NONE IS WRONG OR RIGHT AND WHAT IS WRONG IN AUSTRALIA MIGHT BE RIGHT IN AMERICA AND I HOPE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THAT MOVING FORWARD THUS WE MUST EDUCATE OUR YOUTH ON AMERICAN AND ESPECIALLY CHINESE CULTURE FOR AUSTRALIANS CAN COME ACROSS AS EXTREMELY RUDE AND THIS IS TRAGIC AS THIS OFFENCE CAN CAUSE GREAT TRAUMA INTER CULTURALLY AND I WOULD NOT BE SURPRISED THAT IT IS THE SOLE REASON AUSTRALIAN BORN CHINESE PEOPLE ARE BEING IMPRISONED IN THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF CHINA AND AUSTRALIAN YOUNG MEN ARE BEING SHOT DEAD BY POLICE IN AMERICA BY UNKNOWINGLY APPEARING “TOO COCKY” FOR “TOO COCKY” IN AMERICA MEANS “GANGSTER” AND GANGS ARE NOW BEING SHOT ON SIGHT IN SOME STATES FOR THE NATION IS SUFFERING WITH IT’S APPARENT “BURDEN OF DEBT” WHICH IS NOT TRUE AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT I HAVE A SOLUTION FOR THE USA NATIONAL DEBT AND AUSTRALIA’S NATIONAL DEBT AND IF YOU ARE PATIENT AND READ CAREFULLY YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THE WISDOM OF THESE SUGGESTIONS WHICH COME AS MENTIONED FROM A HOLY KIND BENIGN ATTRIBUTABLE TO DIVINE WHOLENESS AND WISDOM PLEASANT HOLIES THAT SERVE TO LIBERATE HUMANKIND FROM IT’S SUFFERING ENTIRELY AND MAKES US WHOLLY AND FULLY ABLE TO ASCEND INTO SPACE AS ONE WHOLE UNIT AND THEN FACE WELL MORE DANGEROUS “DUALISTS” WHICH WE KNOW EXIST AND ARE REALLY OUR ANCESTRY AS A WHOLE SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE RELIGIOSOS.
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