USA NATION OF OUR DEFENCE AND HONEST HARDWORKING KINGS OF REALITY DOMINATING OUR STRATOSPHERE WE THANKYOU FOR YOUR KINDNESS TO US AND WE WISH YOU EVERY GOOD WE WISH TO LEARN FROM YOU HOW TO POLICE OUR NATION EFFECTIVELY AGAINST ALL EVIL AND TO HELP OTHERS BE HOLY IN THEIR CONDUCT AS YOU ARE SUPREME IN YOUR LAW ENFORCEMENT AND NATIONAL DEFENCE AND WE WILL BE YOUR ALLY IN PEACE AND YOU CAN HOLIDAY HERE AND FIND STEVE IRWIN’S GRAVE AND SAY “YES THAT WAS THE LAST TRUE AUSTRALIAN” AND WE ARE SORRY WE WILL BE BETTER WE WILL LEARN YOUR RULES (TIPPING HONESTY KINDNESS NO RUDENESS IN PUBLIC) SO PLEASE STOP “DISAPPEARING AUSTRALIANS WHO ARE ANGRY AND USELESS AT LIFE” LIKE I ONCE WAS WE ARE AN INEBRIATE NATION AND WE DRINK TOO MUCH BUT IN SAYING THAT WE WOULD LIKE TO BE KIND TO YOU AND ENGAGE IN A BEER DRINKING COMPETITION WITH MEDALS AND PODIUMS ALONG WITH GERMANY AND THE REST OF THE WORLD (RICE WINE FOR CHINA) THANKYOU ALL YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL MILITANT BUT VERY HOLY IN YOUR EVIL AGAINST EVIL PEOPLE WHICH WERE ONCE BUT ARE NOW NO LONGER FOR WE ARE REDEEMED IN KINDNESS AND WE WILL BE KIND TO YOU ALL WHEN YOU VISIT AND TOLERATE YOUR “INSECURITIES AND DILEMMAS” ABOUT OUR BACKWARD CULTURE WE’RE JUST ENSLAVED CONVICT COCKNEYS WHO LEFT THEIR NATIVE LONDON AND WENT INTO THE DESERT OF A FOREIGN LAND AND LEARNED TO SURVIVE AND WE HAVE CULTIVATED AS HAVE YOU AN AUSTRALIAN-ESE DIALECT WHICH ALLOWS US TO SPEAK IN SEEMING “FOUL LANGUAGE” TERMS AND I WILL DENOTE THE EUPHEMISMS AS FOLLOWS: “CUNT” MEANS “MOTHER” AND “FUCK” MEANS “FATHER” AND “FUCKEN CUNT” MEAN “FATHER MOTHER” AND “COCK” MEANS “COURAGE” (IE COCK-NEY) AND “BRAVADO” WHICH IS OUR “BOGUN CULTURE” OF PEOPLE WHO ARE VERY BRAVE AND COURAGEOUS AND LIKE WAR BUT DON’T LIKE FIGHTING UNLESS THEY’RE VERY DRUNK AND WE APOLOGISE AS WE WILL IMPROVE OUR CULTURE TO BE THE BEST OF WHAT WE HAVE WHAT PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF CHINA HAS AND OF WHAT THE US OF A HAS AND TOGETHER WE WILL BE THE BEST NATION IN THE WORLD (IN OUR OWN EYES) LEARNING AND BENEFITTING FROM EACH OTHER AND THAT IS THE GODDARN HONEST TRUTH THANKS (NO BLASPHEMY INTENDED THANKS) BRAH

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